1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:40,359 As you do, you see this huge decaying tentacle wrapped around the vessel, crushing it beneath 3 00:00:40,359 --> 00:00:43,179 its hefty weight. 4 00:00:43,179 --> 00:00:49,019 You back away from the ship that has slowed its speed so that you can keep up with 5 00:00:49,019 --> 00:00:55,079 it and so that it doesn't take on extra stress, and you see an undead kraken that 6 00:00:55,079 --> 00:00:59,000 continues to crush the ship as it turns and looks at you and lets out this screech 7 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,000 towards you. 8 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:11,299 Release the ship. 9 00:01:11,299 --> 00:01:16,060 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More, he, him also 10 00:01:16,060 --> 00:01:18,960 with me today is Carla Maxted. 11 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:27,640 She, her, I am playing Yen Vol Nuri, Kalishtar Cleric, she, her, and Glim, dragonborn 12 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:30,480 pAlydin, et cetera. 13 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:31,480 Also she, her. 14 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:32,480 And Amy More. 15 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:41,159 Yeah, hey, she, her, I am playing today Sullivan Sleight, a lightfoot halfling rogue, 16 00:01:41,159 --> 00:01:49,680 as well as Thea Amastasia, a high elf druid, he, him, she, her. 17 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:55,560 And Tom Laird, yeah, that's me, he, him, I am playing Tullgear Heavyfoot, who 18 00:01:55,560 --> 00:02:02,879 is a dwarf pAlydin, and I am also playing Moot, who is a half-orc wild magic sorcerer 19 00:02:02,879 --> 00:02:07,000 and something else, and they both go by he, him. 20 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:13,199 So many something else's, it's episode 102, we're well on our way to 200 episodes everybody. 21 00:02:13,199 --> 00:02:16,920 I don't know if we'll make it to 200, maybe, we'll see how this kraken fight 22 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:18,000 goes. 23 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,080 Let's get kraken, Russ. 24 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:23,580 Hold on, hold on. 25 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:26,380 A little housekeeping, got it tidy up around here. 26 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:29,180 Oh come on, that was a really good dad joke, you know where else you can find some good 27 00:02:29,180 --> 00:02:30,180 dad jokes? 28 00:02:30,180 --> 00:02:31,180 It was a good joke. 29 00:02:31,180 --> 00:02:32,180 I mean it was a great dad joke. 30 00:02:32,180 --> 00:02:33,180 Yeah. 31 00:02:33,180 --> 00:02:39,740 Over there on Patreon, Patreon.com slash dumb dragoncast, where we make all the dad 32 00:02:39,740 --> 00:02:40,740 jokes. 33 00:02:40,740 --> 00:02:43,300 Wow, Amy's just taking over on these Patreon cells. 34 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,300 I know. 35 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:45,300 She goes from. 36 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:50,460 I like to look at Russ' like blown away face when he's like, she set the website 37 00:02:50,460 --> 00:02:51,460 correctly. 38 00:02:51,460 --> 00:02:52,460 Like, she. 39 00:02:52,460 --> 00:02:58,460 Only took her 200 episodes to be able to do it properly. 40 00:02:58,460 --> 00:03:00,460 As if it's my responsibility to do it. 41 00:03:00,460 --> 00:03:01,460 This is a bonus. 42 00:03:01,460 --> 00:03:02,460 This is a bonus. 43 00:03:02,460 --> 00:03:03,460 It is a bonus. 44 00:03:03,460 --> 00:03:04,460 You're just lucky to get it. 45 00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:05,460 Thank you. 46 00:03:05,460 --> 00:03:06,460 And you know who else is lucky to get something today? 47 00:03:06,460 --> 00:03:09,700 One of our patrons, because they get an episode dedicated to them, like today's 48 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:10,700 patron. 49 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:11,700 Michael Jansky. 50 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:12,700 Michael Jansky. 51 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:13,700 Thanks Michael. 52 00:03:13,700 --> 00:03:18,219 I hope it's not the episode where we get eaten by a kraken. 53 00:03:18,219 --> 00:03:19,219 Look. 54 00:03:19,219 --> 00:03:20,939 We're gonna blame it on you if it is. 55 00:03:20,939 --> 00:03:21,939 I'm just kidding. 56 00:03:21,939 --> 00:03:23,500 We put the party together in the last one. 57 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:25,180 Now it's time to get them all. 58 00:03:25,180 --> 00:03:26,500 Dare them apart. 59 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:27,500 Bring them back down. 60 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:28,500 That's okay. 61 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:29,500 It's the darkest timeline. 62 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:32,060 Put Thea and Glim in a room together. 63 00:03:32,060 --> 00:03:37,460 Well Glim's full prophecy is we're gonna save the world after half our crew gets 64 00:03:37,460 --> 00:03:38,860 eaten by a kraken. 65 00:03:38,860 --> 00:03:39,860 Total party. 66 00:03:39,860 --> 00:03:43,020 Is it a different name when it's total party kill, but it's two parties? 67 00:03:43,020 --> 00:03:44,020 It's all the parties? 68 00:03:44,020 --> 00:03:45,020 Half a party. 69 00:03:45,020 --> 00:03:46,020 T.P. 70 00:03:46,020 --> 00:03:47,020 Krakken. 71 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:48,500 Total party kraken. 72 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:49,500 Kraken killed them all. 73 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:50,500 Thank you, Michael. 74 00:03:50,580 --> 00:03:53,219 And thank you for thinking about joining us. 75 00:03:53,219 --> 00:03:58,659 If you do, and want to, and check it out, just see what it's about, Patreon.com slash 76 00:03:58,659 --> 00:04:00,979 dumb dragon cast. 77 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:02,659 Now fuck it, let's play. 78 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:03,659 Nice. 79 00:04:03,659 --> 00:04:08,659 Let's be kraken my beer. 80 00:04:08,659 --> 00:04:11,659 Kraken my beer. 81 00:04:11,659 --> 00:04:15,460 Guys, I'm on a roll. 82 00:04:15,460 --> 00:04:19,180 We'll remind everybody where everybody is because there are a lot of people at play. 83 00:04:19,379 --> 00:04:30,459 Yenbul, Tullgear, Moot, Thea, and Glim have donned a fishbowl, a kind of a like Sandy 84 00:04:30,459 --> 00:04:37,579 the squirrel, scuba tank from SpongeBob, and been given amulets to allow them to 85 00:04:37,579 --> 00:04:41,939 move a little quicker under underwater so that they can take on what was unknown 86 00:04:41,939 --> 00:04:44,660 at the time, but we found out was a kraken. 87 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:47,100 Because there are no windows on this ship. 88 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:50,860 No one can look out and be like, well, that's a giant tentacle right there. 89 00:04:50,860 --> 00:04:56,100 No, Flamikins just uses the sound of the hull, you know, she's so home. 90 00:04:56,100 --> 00:04:58,180 Yeah, she puts her hand against it. 91 00:04:58,180 --> 00:05:00,300 She's like the engine. 92 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,060 It's all left. 93 00:05:01,060 --> 00:05:02,220 Can feel the vibration. 94 00:05:02,220 --> 00:05:02,780 That's right. 95 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:03,780 Yeah, she just knows. 96 00:05:03,780 --> 00:05:04,700 This is no piercer. 97 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:05,700 Yeah. 98 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:11,180 Going back to the check-in, Sully is sitting beside Bahama telling him a lovely story. 99 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:16,460 So we're going to, you know, like on an adventure stuff. 100 00:05:16,459 --> 00:05:23,060 And we make it to this town and everybody's so like lucid. 101 00:05:23,060 --> 00:05:25,859 You look like you'd fit right in in this town. 102 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:32,699 But we help them make this apple crumble that was just so delicious. 103 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:38,620 And all it takes is some sugar, some fresh apples. 104 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:43,659 You want to get some oats mixed in there, some brown sugar if you got it, and some cinnamon. 105 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:51,820 We cut up to Flamikins, who's slowed the vessel down and is feeling the vibrations 106 00:05:51,820 --> 00:05:54,980 because that's what's established now. 107 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:56,860 And determining where she is. 108 00:05:56,860 --> 00:05:57,940 She's checking charts. 109 00:05:57,940 --> 00:06:02,740 She's checking random vibration notebooks that she has of this region. 110 00:06:02,740 --> 00:06:09,500 She just press her nipples up against the side of the ship and go, we need to go more Dewey-sexual. 111 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:13,220 No, I didn't put a window in this for a very specific reason. 112 00:06:13,260 --> 00:06:14,740 That's the darkest timeline. 113 00:06:14,740 --> 00:06:16,060 It's hard to get any. 114 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:18,020 Leosun is standing... 115 00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:19,020 Disturbed. 116 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:20,020 Disturbed. 117 00:06:20,020 --> 00:06:24,740 No, Leosun is at the back of the vessel just waiting to open the chamber again. 118 00:06:24,740 --> 00:06:29,700 Once you all hopefully return is what he's thinking. 119 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:33,580 But also doing a paperwork in the inevitable case of somebody dying, you know. 120 00:06:33,580 --> 00:06:35,660 He like put all his fucking adventures out there. 121 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:36,660 God damn it. 122 00:06:36,660 --> 00:06:38,700 Talk about eggs in one basket, people. 123 00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:41,380 Sully is like, that's okay. 124 00:06:41,380 --> 00:06:42,380 Sully's got it. 125 00:06:42,379 --> 00:06:44,219 It's Sully's destiny now. 126 00:06:44,219 --> 00:06:47,139 We established like a special knock or something. 127 00:06:47,139 --> 00:06:48,139 So he'd... 128 00:06:48,139 --> 00:06:49,139 Yeah, it's the frantic pounding. 129 00:06:49,139 --> 00:06:50,139 We just didn't include that. 130 00:06:50,139 --> 00:06:52,939 I'm pretty sure he said, no, don't use your magic and then close the door. 131 00:06:52,939 --> 00:06:56,659 I'm pretty sure he's there with like a 30 minute timer hourglass. 132 00:06:56,659 --> 00:06:57,659 Don't you think? 133 00:06:57,659 --> 00:06:58,980 I said the word. 134 00:06:58,980 --> 00:07:04,659 He flipped the hourglass and he's staring at it. 135 00:07:04,659 --> 00:07:05,800 Pressure's building. 136 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:09,180 This music that I put in here is like... 137 00:07:09,180 --> 00:07:10,500 Things are moving by. 138 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:13,459 And we move outside to the action. 139 00:07:13,459 --> 00:07:23,779 The Kraken taking Tullgear's very pointed response releases itself from the ship and 140 00:07:23,779 --> 00:07:25,379 begins moving towards you. 141 00:07:25,379 --> 00:07:28,019 Let's roll for initiative. 142 00:07:28,019 --> 00:07:31,620 And we're going to popcorn this bitch because that's what we do now. 143 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:37,620 You said that my voice when I was trying to say in the last episode about how fish 144 00:07:37,780 --> 00:07:40,980 pee in the ocean was cut off. 145 00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:43,939 Are we able to communicate with one another in there? 146 00:07:43,939 --> 00:07:44,939 Good question. 147 00:07:44,939 --> 00:07:45,939 No. 148 00:07:45,939 --> 00:07:46,939 Then how the fuck are we supposed to popcorn this? 149 00:07:46,939 --> 00:07:47,939 Just lots of pointing? 150 00:07:47,939 --> 00:07:48,939 Fuck. 151 00:07:48,939 --> 00:07:49,939 Okay, next time. 152 00:07:49,939 --> 00:07:50,939 We'll popcorn next time. 153 00:07:50,939 --> 00:07:51,939 We'll try this time. 154 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:52,939 No, no, no. 155 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:53,939 We can popcorn. 156 00:07:53,939 --> 00:07:54,939 That's fine. 157 00:07:54,939 --> 00:07:58,180 We'll say that there's a communication thing and only yours was cut off so everybody 158 00:07:58,180 --> 00:07:59,180 else can popcorn. 159 00:07:59,180 --> 00:08:00,180 Oh, no. 160 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:01,180 Everyone else can turn theirs on. 161 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:03,180 So Leosin was like going through a tunnel. 162 00:08:03,180 --> 00:08:05,780 He was like, yeah, that would actually not be great. 163 00:08:05,780 --> 00:08:06,780 Yeah, that's right. 164 00:08:07,580 --> 00:08:12,980 No, everybody has some sort of communicator of some sort that they're able to speak with 165 00:08:12,980 --> 00:08:16,580 each other because otherwise this is going to be not as fun. 166 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:17,580 Just a silent fight. 167 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:18,580 That's right. 168 00:08:18,580 --> 00:08:22,860 It's just the sound of swooshing water as, you know, just things are happening, screaming 169 00:08:22,860 --> 00:08:24,460 monsters and then something. 170 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:25,460 Do we have to roll for initiative? 171 00:08:25,460 --> 00:08:26,980 Yeah, everybody's got to roll for initiative. 172 00:08:26,980 --> 00:08:27,980 I'm just, I'm just killing the time. 173 00:08:27,980 --> 00:08:28,980 Why? 174 00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:29,980 Wait, do we have to? 175 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:30,980 If it's popcorn. 176 00:08:30,980 --> 00:08:32,980 Well, we've got to figure out who starts. 177 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:33,980 Mu rolled a nine. 178 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:34,980 Wim rolled a 20. 179 00:08:34,980 --> 00:08:36,180 Telgi rolled an 18. 180 00:08:36,180 --> 00:08:38,180 I'm so glad I only have to play one person. 181 00:08:38,180 --> 00:08:39,580 Yen roll rolled an 11. 182 00:08:39,580 --> 00:08:40,580 So Glim? 183 00:08:40,580 --> 00:08:41,580 Telgi rolled a 17. 184 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:45,700 Glim, you emerge from the ship and turn and look and see this cracking. 185 00:08:45,700 --> 00:08:49,980 What do you do with your newfound Bahamut energy? 186 00:08:49,980 --> 00:08:51,580 I'm going to use my breath weapon. 187 00:08:51,580 --> 00:08:57,580 No, I'm not going to light a fire in my fish tank. 188 00:08:57,580 --> 00:09:02,580 You know, I got to say you'd think having fire breath would come in super handy, 189 00:09:02,580 --> 00:09:05,500 but it comes in less handy than you would think, unless someone touches your fucking 190 00:09:05,820 --> 00:09:06,820 donkey and then let it rip. 191 00:09:06,820 --> 00:09:07,820 Yeah. 192 00:09:07,820 --> 00:09:08,820 Well, sure. 193 00:09:08,820 --> 00:09:09,820 That's her off. 194 00:09:09,820 --> 00:09:19,419 But I think I will attack it with my sun blade new weapon. 195 00:09:19,419 --> 00:09:22,259 Let me describe it to you because it's new. 196 00:09:22,259 --> 00:09:27,779 It looks like just the hilt of a long sword, but I use a bonus action to cause a blade 197 00:09:27,779 --> 00:09:32,179 of pure radiance to spring into existence. 198 00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:37,300 While the blade exists, this magic long sword has the finesse property. 199 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:40,020 So I get some attack bonuses, blah, blah, blah. 200 00:09:40,020 --> 00:09:44,980 When you hit an undead target with it, that target takes an extra 1d8 damage. 201 00:09:44,980 --> 00:09:47,100 Yeah, it does. 202 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:48,100 Also it's made some light. 203 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:49,100 It's probably dark down here. 204 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:55,260 It's made a bright light in a 15 foot radius dim light for an additional 15 feet. 205 00:09:55,260 --> 00:10:00,460 That light is sunlight, which I bet that Kraken does not love. 206 00:10:00,460 --> 00:10:01,460 Not a fan of. 207 00:10:01,740 --> 00:10:02,740 33. 208 00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:03,740 33. 209 00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:06,740 I rolled another nat 20. 210 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:07,740 Boom. 211 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:08,740 Okay. 212 00:10:08,740 --> 00:10:09,740 Yeah. 213 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:17,100 Roll me some beautiful damage and then tell me what your nat 20 fucking looks like 214 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:19,060 on this undead motherfucker. 215 00:10:19,060 --> 00:10:24,259 So 15 plus 6. 216 00:10:24,259 --> 00:10:26,060 You only get the bonus on the first one, right? 217 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:32,300 So 21 plus another d8, just cuz. 218 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:33,900 So 25 damage. 219 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:39,220 I feel like Glim is really infused with the spirit of Bahamut in a way she has not 220 00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:41,740 been for several years. 221 00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:48,220 So she is putting all of her Bahamut love energy into this radiance weapon and is 222 00:10:48,220 --> 00:10:56,060 going to, I think, probably strike for whatever. 223 00:10:56,060 --> 00:10:59,980 Like maybe there's a tentacle nearby that I can try and slice through. 224 00:10:59,980 --> 00:11:04,580 Yeah, this thing is, yeah, it's got like this, like, what's the, what's the fish 225 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:10,100 with the angler fish kind of like mouth, like almost like a dragon, like forehead 226 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:15,420 with these almost arm like appendages that come off that kind of look like ears. 227 00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:19,339 And that's like this tentacly beard thing. 228 00:11:19,339 --> 00:11:25,659 All of this is very undead, very decaying, huge, like spikes coming out of its back 229 00:11:25,659 --> 00:11:33,299 as it moves down this long squid like body and then royals of tentacles all over the 230 00:11:33,299 --> 00:11:34,299 place. 231 00:11:34,299 --> 00:11:37,579 Um, I forgot, guys, I have another attack. 232 00:11:37,579 --> 00:11:38,579 I figured. 233 00:11:38,579 --> 00:11:39,579 Yeah. 234 00:11:39,579 --> 00:11:40,579 What am I doing? 235 00:11:40,579 --> 00:11:43,579 So let me describe what I do after I give it more damage, okay? 236 00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:44,579 Do it. 237 00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:50,660 Oh, I thought it was going to be another nat 20, uh, 27, 14, don't worry. 238 00:11:50,660 --> 00:11:54,180 So 17 more damage, so 25 plus 17. 239 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:58,820 So having seen the picture of it now, rather than one of it has more like thin squid 240 00:11:58,820 --> 00:12:01,780 tentacles, not like octopus arm tentacles. 241 00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:05,700 So I'm actually going to go for its weird ear arm thing and try and cut through one 242 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:10,340 of those as opposed to getting in the mix with all those swirly tentacles at 243 00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:11,340 the back end. 244 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:16,580 Two huge hits go in and flesh in black. 245 00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:19,540 It doesn't react like blood because this thing isn't alive. 246 00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:24,340 Like it just begins to pool out more ink like your sun blade cuts through. 247 00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:29,540 It gets dark as it goes into the flesh and then illuminates as it comes back out. 248 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:35,379 Everybody sees the silhouette of you fighting against this crack and that is all you 249 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:39,540 can do for your turn presently. 250 00:12:39,539 --> 00:12:44,339 It is going to try and grab you with one of its tentacles. 251 00:12:44,339 --> 00:12:45,500 But doesn't Carla? 252 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,459 It has like legendary actions. 253 00:12:47,459 --> 00:12:51,299 So I guess we are super high level. 254 00:12:51,299 --> 00:12:55,699 So that's only, so that's a six on the die plus 17 to hit. 255 00:12:55,699 --> 00:13:01,539 So that's, uh, 23 to hit that will hit. 256 00:13:01,539 --> 00:13:07,539 So you're going to take 20 bludgeoning damage and the target is grappled. 257 00:13:07,539 --> 00:13:11,699 There's no, on your turn, the escape DC is 18. 258 00:13:11,699 --> 00:13:18,659 You are restrained and it has 10 tentacles, each of which can grapple one target. 259 00:13:18,659 --> 00:13:19,659 Oh boy. 260 00:13:19,659 --> 00:13:20,779 That has happened. 261 00:13:20,779 --> 00:13:25,860 You turn to look and try and signal one of your allies and you get wrapped up 262 00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:28,740 and bashed up by this tentacle. 263 00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:31,259 Moot, help a girl out. 264 00:13:31,259 --> 00:13:32,259 Question for you, Russ. 265 00:13:32,259 --> 00:13:33,259 Yeah. 266 00:13:33,259 --> 00:13:36,659 I have a spell here called slow. 267 00:13:37,219 --> 00:13:38,219 Okay. 268 00:13:38,219 --> 00:13:43,620 And it says I can alter time for up to six creatures of your choice in a 40 foot cube 269 00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:44,620 within range. 270 00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:50,179 Now, can I just target like the Kraken or will Glim as well be in there? 271 00:13:50,179 --> 00:13:52,539 No, it's your, your choice, right? 272 00:13:52,539 --> 00:13:53,539 Perfect. 273 00:13:53,539 --> 00:13:57,779 And this is one of your sorcerer spells or one of your other spells? 274 00:13:57,779 --> 00:13:59,299 This is one of my other spells. 275 00:13:59,299 --> 00:14:00,299 Okay. 276 00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:02,379 So wild magic does not trigger then. 277 00:14:02,379 --> 00:14:03,379 All right. 278 00:14:03,379 --> 00:14:05,740 Um, so you need to make a wisdom saving throw. 279 00:14:05,899 --> 00:14:07,340 Oh, so wise. 280 00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:08,340 So wise. 281 00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:11,500 I mean, an undead Kraken's got to have some brains, right? 282 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,500 So that's a 16. 283 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:13,500 All right. 284 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,299 Well, 16 isn't going to handle it. 285 00:14:15,299 --> 00:14:21,220 So Moot reaches into his spell component bag and brings out a little stopper that's 286 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:28,060 filled with like some, some brownish liquid and he takes one drop of it out of the 287 00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:33,539 stopper and he casts slow and an effective target speed is halved. 288 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:39,819 It takes minus two penalty to AC and dexterity saving throws, and it can't use reactions. 289 00:14:39,819 --> 00:14:43,740 And on your turn, you can either use an action or a bonus action, but not both. 290 00:14:43,740 --> 00:14:50,779 One action or bonus action and reactions though are legendary actions reactions. 291 00:14:50,779 --> 00:14:53,219 Great question. 292 00:14:53,219 --> 00:14:55,919 Legendary actions can be chosen in turns as reactions. 293 00:14:55,919 --> 00:14:57,579 So it can't do those. 294 00:14:57,579 --> 00:14:59,939 Oh no, he can't do those anymore guys. 295 00:14:59,939 --> 00:15:00,939 Can't do those. 296 00:15:00,939 --> 00:15:01,939 Oh no. 297 00:15:01,939 --> 00:15:02,939 Too bad. 298 00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:04,340 Bummer. 299 00:15:04,340 --> 00:15:05,340 All right. 300 00:15:05,340 --> 00:15:12,180 So like a wave goes out in the, in the, in the water around you, Glim, you feel like 301 00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:17,500 the muscles, not constrict because that's not the term I'm looking for, because that 302 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:23,660 would mean that it's trying to hurt you more, but like atrophy, yeah, tense or atrophy, 303 00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:24,660 like slow. 304 00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:31,060 And the, what was very quick movements that it was making to try and advance on your 305 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,980 team has, has slowed as well. 306 00:15:33,980 --> 00:15:35,780 So it's swim speed was 60 feet. 307 00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:42,700 It's now 30 feet, not a huge deal, big, it's a huge thing, but that, you know, will 308 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:43,700 make a difference. 309 00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:44,700 Okay. 310 00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:49,100 And I'm, I'm going to look over at, uh, Thea, I'm going to say, Oh, what do you 311 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,100 got? 312 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:54,780 To you magic user, what are you, what are you going to do? 313 00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:55,780 Don't cast any spells now. 314 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:56,780 It's so toffee. 315 00:15:56,779 --> 00:16:02,819 I'm looking through Yen Vols and it's like, do you need to roll on the table by any chance 316 00:16:02,819 --> 00:16:04,539 though, Tom, with all your spellsies? 317 00:16:04,539 --> 00:16:06,539 No, because it's the other thing. 318 00:16:06,539 --> 00:16:08,139 It's not the sorcerer thing. 319 00:16:08,139 --> 00:16:10,419 So it's the other thing. 320 00:16:10,419 --> 00:16:11,419 Other thing. 321 00:16:11,419 --> 00:16:14,419 So yeah, no, no killing magic. 322 00:16:14,419 --> 00:16:15,419 Does anything. 323 00:16:15,419 --> 00:16:17,120 I, uh, we can cut this back. 324 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:22,860 Does anything physically change about Moog when he makes that spell? 325 00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:24,339 Ooh, good question. 326 00:16:24,339 --> 00:16:25,339 Um, yeah. 327 00:16:25,340 --> 00:16:29,899 Maybe he like has like a dark, do you say his hair gets messy? 328 00:16:29,899 --> 00:16:33,180 I swear to God, no, maybe like a little like dark ripple. 329 00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:34,180 Okay. 330 00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:35,180 Kind of goes through them. 331 00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:38,740 Like, and like, it's not really noticeable unless you're watching for it. 332 00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:39,740 But yeah. 333 00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:40,740 Yeah. 334 00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:44,100 Everybody else wouldn't really see it, but yeah, there is like this aura that 335 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:45,300 comes off of him. 336 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:54,139 As that happens, Thea swims up next to glim and says, cool sword looks magical 337 00:16:54,620 --> 00:17:02,720 and takes out her regular Simtar and just goes a-hacking at the tentacle that's got glim 338 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,660 all wrapped up. 339 00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:05,660 So much shade. 340 00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:06,660 Fuck. 341 00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:08,619 Uh, that's a 15. 342 00:17:08,619 --> 00:17:11,339 Even with the minus two still doesn't, doesn't do it. 343 00:17:11,339 --> 00:17:13,379 Glances off its natural armor. 344 00:17:13,379 --> 00:17:15,900 You do have two attacks, right? 345 00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:17,339 One of them has to be magical. 346 00:17:17,339 --> 00:17:18,819 My second attack is melee. 347 00:17:18,819 --> 00:17:23,059 I mean, they just gave you shit for casting magic and then you've seen one pull 348 00:17:23,059 --> 00:17:28,619 out a magic sword and another one cast a spell without any other knowledge. 349 00:17:28,619 --> 00:17:29,619 Fair enough. 350 00:17:29,619 --> 00:17:32,940 I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to take, take their lead. 351 00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:33,940 Fuck all y'all. 352 00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:34,940 Fuck all y'all. 353 00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:35,940 I'm doing my own thing. 354 00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:38,819 I like, I'm like, the Simtar is not working. 355 00:17:38,819 --> 00:17:48,819 And then I look at her and I shrug and then I'm going to cast, this thing's hurt 356 00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:49,819 already. 357 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:50,819 Yes. 358 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:51,819 Yep. 359 00:17:52,579 --> 00:17:53,579 Okay. 360 00:17:53,579 --> 00:18:05,460 So I point at it and I don't know how bells sound under the water, but 361 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:06,460 just like that. 362 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,059 And the target needs to succeed on a wisdom saving throw. 363 00:18:09,059 --> 00:18:10,939 It did so well the first time. 364 00:18:10,939 --> 00:18:11,939 Uh, 18. 365 00:18:11,939 --> 00:18:20,379 So, so you don't take any damage then I shrug and I, and I look at Yen Bull and 366 00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:23,340 I'm like, my confidence is shook. 367 00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:27,940 I hate this because it is like, the only thing I can do is magic. 368 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:32,260 The magic kills the earth, but if we don't kill the creature, we all die. 369 00:18:32,260 --> 00:18:34,540 And then what's the point in saving the thing anyway. 370 00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:42,520 So I feel like, um, into Yen Bull's mind, uh, Yen Bull hasn't really stopped using 371 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:43,520 magic that much. 372 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:44,520 It's true. 373 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:49,300 You guys haven't noticed because she feels like, you know, she's not doing it to 374 00:18:49,299 --> 00:18:50,579 like tie up her shoes. 375 00:18:50,579 --> 00:18:55,659 There are other people eating cows or being vegetarian. 376 00:18:55,659 --> 00:18:58,659 So you having the burgers, not going to be that big of a deal. 377 00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:02,500 Other people are pulling the hard vegetarian weight. 378 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:08,220 Introspective like mind palace here on Yen Bull, just like, she's like looking through 379 00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:12,259 her spell book or whatever she's doing to think about what to do and her underwater 380 00:19:12,259 --> 00:19:13,259 spell book. 381 00:19:13,259 --> 00:19:14,259 Her underwater spell book. 382 00:19:14,259 --> 00:19:15,259 Yeah. 383 00:19:15,259 --> 00:19:16,259 It's laminated. 384 00:19:16,259 --> 00:19:17,259 She's got it all up here. 385 00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:18,659 I'm in the library in my mind. 386 00:19:19,019 --> 00:19:25,220 Well, I'm not supposed to use magic, but if I don't kill the creature, the creature 387 00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:26,220 kills us. 388 00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:27,220 And what is the point? 389 00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:28,220 No one can save the world. 390 00:19:28,220 --> 00:19:29,500 Magic is gone anyway. 391 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:32,580 So it must be done. 392 00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:36,340 And I am going to, I don't think I've done this before. 393 00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:39,900 Ooh, I'm always excited when there's something new. 394 00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:45,100 Well, what happens when you call lightning underwater? 395 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,900 What happens when you call lightning underwater? 396 00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:47,900 Good question. 397 00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,340 We find out together. 398 00:19:49,340 --> 00:19:51,060 How deep are we underwater? 399 00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:52,060 Like pretty deep. 400 00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:54,060 How many leagues would you say? 401 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,060 40,000? 402 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:57,300 We would be at least a 39,000. 403 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,300 Jesus. 404 00:19:58,300 --> 00:19:59,300 Oh, that's quite far. 405 00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:00,300 We're pretty deep. 406 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,300 Pretty deep. 407 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:05,620 Like, yeah, you're riding the bottom of the ocean because, you know, what was 408 00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:09,180 talked about off screen is like Flamingons is worried about shit coming from the 409 00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:10,180 air. 410 00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:15,060 So you don't want to be like too high up or have anybody follow them. 411 00:20:15,379 --> 00:20:19,940 Because God forbid we die or we get attacked close to the surface where we have a chance 412 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:20,940 of escaping. 413 00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:21,940 Yeah. 414 00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:22,940 Yeah. 415 00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:23,940 We're all going to get the bends. 416 00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:25,500 Yeah, exactly. 417 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:30,339 I cast Water Walk, float up to the top and die from the top. 418 00:20:30,339 --> 00:20:31,339 Die immediately. 419 00:20:31,339 --> 00:20:32,339 Okay. 420 00:20:32,339 --> 00:20:33,339 Let's see. 421 00:20:33,339 --> 00:20:34,339 Sorry. 422 00:20:34,339 --> 00:20:37,500 I was looking at things before, but it's so tough. 423 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:42,500 So many of mine are like, affect lots of people and Glim's still grappled, right? 424 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:43,819 So I'm not going to be like... 425 00:20:43,819 --> 00:20:44,819 She doesn't know Glim. 426 00:20:47,299 --> 00:20:48,299 I mean... 427 00:20:48,299 --> 00:20:50,659 Glim could just come kill that dragon. 428 00:20:50,659 --> 00:20:54,179 This is Russ's long con to have Carla kill one of her own characters. 429 00:20:54,179 --> 00:20:55,179 Oh my God. 430 00:20:55,179 --> 00:20:56,179 I'm the worst. 431 00:20:56,179 --> 00:20:57,179 A diabolical. 432 00:20:57,179 --> 00:21:00,179 I love it. 433 00:21:00,179 --> 00:21:01,899 Can't banish it. 434 00:21:01,899 --> 00:21:04,500 It's holding Glim. 435 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,500 Also bad. 436 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,859 Okay. 437 00:21:07,859 --> 00:21:10,259 I will do this because Glim can take it. 438 00:21:10,299 --> 00:21:15,779 I am going to cast Destructive Wave, because that can happen under the ocean. 439 00:21:15,779 --> 00:21:16,779 Sure. 440 00:21:16,779 --> 00:21:17,779 Yeah. 441 00:21:17,779 --> 00:21:19,299 A burst of divine energy ripples outward. 442 00:21:19,299 --> 00:21:20,299 Oh, nevermind. 443 00:21:20,299 --> 00:21:22,299 It's not even going to hit Glim. 444 00:21:22,299 --> 00:21:26,940 Each creature you choose must succeed on a con saving throw. 445 00:21:26,940 --> 00:21:27,940 Sweet. 446 00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:28,940 And that's 27. 447 00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:29,940 Oh, bad. 448 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:30,940 Whoa. 449 00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:31,940 Okay. 450 00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:34,940 What is even the point? 451 00:21:35,180 --> 00:21:36,500 Half as much. 452 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:39,500 So you will take 5d6. 453 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:40,500 No. 454 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:44,820 I roll it and then you just take half of it, right? 455 00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:45,820 Yep. 456 00:21:45,820 --> 00:21:46,820 So... 457 00:21:46,820 --> 00:21:48,580 So many character sheets. 458 00:21:48,580 --> 00:22:00,259 So that is 17 thunder damage and then you are also going to take 15 radiant damage 459 00:22:00,259 --> 00:22:01,259 as well. 460 00:22:01,259 --> 00:22:02,259 Telgir. 461 00:22:02,259 --> 00:22:03,259 What have you got? 462 00:22:03,940 --> 00:22:10,339 Telgir is going to swim over there with his battleaxe in hand and attempt to strike it 463 00:22:10,339 --> 00:22:11,339 down. 464 00:22:11,339 --> 00:22:14,460 Take like these big two-handed hacks at this Kraken. 465 00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:16,140 It's a 28. 466 00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:22,299 Second one is a 26, 27 slashing damage in total. 467 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,539 Whoa. 468 00:22:23,539 --> 00:22:25,779 With a magical slashing weapon. 469 00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:27,180 Y'all so magic. 470 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,940 Hey, you magic? 471 00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:34,380 And as I finish up with the second one, it starts to react. 472 00:22:34,380 --> 00:22:36,820 Who knows how good it'll be for old Telgir? 473 00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:41,340 Only gets one action or bonus action because of your slow spell. 474 00:22:41,340 --> 00:22:42,340 Nice. 475 00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:43,340 Yeah, it does. 476 00:22:43,340 --> 00:22:45,259 So it's going to... 477 00:22:45,259 --> 00:22:49,660 It lets out like this whale that rings out through the water and vibrates the 478 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:52,100 bulls on your head. 479 00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:57,500 Exactly, a Chewbacca. 480 00:22:57,500 --> 00:22:59,539 And it's going to try to... 481 00:22:59,539 --> 00:23:06,980 It looks at you with menacing eyes, Telgir, but then pulls Glim in to its mouth for 482 00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:10,539 a 29 to bite you, Glim. 483 00:23:10,539 --> 00:23:12,099 That'll do it. 484 00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:17,660 So you're going to take 23 piercing damage and you are swallowed. 485 00:23:17,660 --> 00:23:18,660 Again? 486 00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:19,660 Oh no. 487 00:23:19,660 --> 00:23:20,660 Again. 488 00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:23,099 In two different timelines. 489 00:23:23,099 --> 00:23:25,019 It's like, you know, this one's a... 490 00:23:25,019 --> 00:23:26,299 This one actually makes sense though. 491 00:23:26,379 --> 00:23:28,379 This is just a reoccurring thing for her. 492 00:23:28,379 --> 00:23:29,579 All the time streams are connecting. 493 00:23:29,579 --> 00:23:31,779 So you are swallowed. 494 00:23:31,779 --> 00:23:35,779 So you're no longer grappled by its tentacle, but you are inside of it. 495 00:23:35,779 --> 00:23:36,779 So silver lining. 496 00:23:36,779 --> 00:23:40,779 Imagine if it swallowed you while grappling you with the tentacle. 497 00:23:40,779 --> 00:23:42,619 Just bites off its tentacle and... 498 00:23:42,619 --> 00:23:44,059 It's just like, ah. 499 00:23:44,059 --> 00:23:45,539 So you are blinded and restrained. 500 00:23:45,539 --> 00:23:50,299 You have total cover against attacks and other effects outside the Kraken. 501 00:23:50,299 --> 00:23:56,099 You do take a large number of acid damage at the start of each of its turns. 502 00:23:56,100 --> 00:24:00,820 If it takes a bunch of damage, it has to succeed in a con save or throw you up. 503 00:24:00,820 --> 00:24:05,500 It's going to try and make a wisdom saving throw for Moot's spell. 504 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:06,500 Yeah. 505 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:07,500 It's a 19. 506 00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:09,700 19 is enough to pass. 507 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:10,700 All right. 508 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,140 So good will it last. 509 00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:15,620 This huge bite comes out of you, Glim, and then everything begins to speed up 510 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,900 for this monster again. 511 00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:20,860 Ship's going to go next inside. 512 00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:21,860 Sounds like... 513 00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:22,860 Just hand to the wall. 514 00:24:22,860 --> 00:24:25,540 It sounds like they're doing a really good job out there. 515 00:24:25,539 --> 00:24:26,980 I'm going to start to move. 516 00:24:26,980 --> 00:24:27,980 Get away from this thing. 517 00:24:27,980 --> 00:24:34,299 And she hits a button and tethers begin to shoot out of the back and begin to drag behind 518 00:24:34,299 --> 00:24:38,180 it as you see the ship begin to pull away. 519 00:24:38,180 --> 00:24:39,180 So there's something to grab onto. 520 00:24:39,180 --> 00:24:40,180 Yeah. 521 00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:41,180 Thanks. 522 00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:42,180 Sully. 523 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:46,619 And then all these old people are like getting it on and stuff. 524 00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:51,379 And like, it's kind of unreal, but it really seems like a place you'd want to 525 00:24:51,379 --> 00:24:53,659 settle down after a life of adventuring. 526 00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:54,659 You know? 527 00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:57,380 You're like, why don't you be rude? 528 00:24:57,380 --> 00:24:58,380 You're like, what? 529 00:24:59,740 --> 00:25:05,220 Nine hundred? 530 00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:07,220 I don't know how long gods live for. 531 00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:08,220 Probably forever. 532 00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:12,300 But let me tell you, as soon as you wake up, we're going to make you some of 533 00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:14,660 that apple crumble. It's going to change your world. 534 00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:16,300 Who goes next, Sully? 535 00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:18,380 Thea, because she wants to do something fucking cool. 536 00:25:19,380 --> 00:25:27,780 And also is totally chuffed that, like, she's like, man, she had to go and get 537 00:25:27,780 --> 00:25:29,940 herself swallowed and get to see this. 538 00:25:33,060 --> 00:25:34,060 Show off for Glim. 539 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:36,820 Camera zooms quick out the back of the vessel. 540 00:25:36,820 --> 00:25:38,140 And Thea. 541 00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:41,060 I'm going to cast something I've never cast before. 542 00:25:41,380 --> 00:25:46,340 Thea starts swirling her hands around a little bit because she's never done 543 00:25:46,340 --> 00:25:47,500 anything like this in water. 544 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:49,500 Actually, she's never done anything like this at all. 545 00:25:49,740 --> 00:25:55,579 And she conjures an elemental at eight level. 546 00:25:57,059 --> 00:26:02,940 And so that means she does not just conjure one elemental, she conjures 547 00:26:03,619 --> 00:26:09,779 three elementals and the elementals that she conjures are fire infused 548 00:26:09,779 --> 00:26:10,980 water elementals. 549 00:26:12,099 --> 00:26:18,660 And these elementals that live between the state of fire and water 550 00:26:20,899 --> 00:26:28,899 appear in front of or no appear beside Thea, the three of them. 551 00:26:29,099 --> 00:26:36,379 And it looks they are almost a liquidy humanoid shape that looks like 552 00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:43,900 roiling, boiling water form, as well as almost like seeing it steam 553 00:26:45,220 --> 00:26:47,740 under water. If you can picture all that. 554 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:52,500 Nice. What is the level of control that you get over these elementals? 555 00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:54,540 Good question. 556 00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:58,140 Let's see here. I would love to control three elementals. 557 00:26:58,460 --> 00:27:01,420 The summoned creatures are friendly to you and your companions. 558 00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:02,420 OK, darn. 559 00:27:03,060 --> 00:27:06,539 Ma, I have a bunch of spells where it's like you can summon a demon, 560 00:27:06,539 --> 00:27:08,300 but like it might try to kill you. 561 00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:10,100 I'm like, OK, cool. 562 00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:12,180 You roll initiative for them. 563 00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:13,580 It has its own turn. 564 00:27:13,580 --> 00:27:16,500 They obey any verbal commands that you issue to them. 565 00:27:17,620 --> 00:27:20,460 And if you don't issue commands to them, they will just defend themselves 566 00:27:20,460 --> 00:27:22,700 from hostile creatures and otherwise take no actions. 567 00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:25,140 OK, I've added the elementals into the rotation. 568 00:27:25,140 --> 00:27:27,380 So these three elementals 569 00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:32,580 fire royals up and begins like bubbling the water that's around it. 570 00:27:32,660 --> 00:27:34,340 And I say, hold on a sec. 571 00:27:34,340 --> 00:27:38,460 And I take out my longbow and I just want to shoot it in the eye. 572 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:42,100 Shoot it because I have an action. 573 00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:43,780 So I want to. 574 00:27:43,780 --> 00:27:45,340 Oh, no, I don't. 575 00:27:45,340 --> 00:27:47,060 I don't. I say, never mind. 576 00:27:47,060 --> 00:27:50,020 That's I was I was shooting an arrow at the creature 577 00:27:50,020 --> 00:27:54,700 in the general direction that I want you guys to go fight with us. 578 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:58,380 You realize that arrows underwater, not a great. 579 00:27:58,500 --> 00:27:59,860 No, it didn't go well. 580 00:27:59,860 --> 00:28:01,620 It didn't go well. 581 00:28:01,620 --> 00:28:05,900 So these elementals are going to take their turns. 582 00:28:07,299 --> 00:28:09,059 Because I tell them, yeah, go for it. 583 00:28:09,059 --> 00:28:11,539 They have a multi attack. 584 00:28:11,539 --> 00:28:15,100 So the first one is is going to slam. 585 00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:17,860 Settle in while Amy takes all of the turns. 586 00:28:17,860 --> 00:28:19,140 You know what? OK, it's going to be great. 587 00:28:19,140 --> 00:28:22,059 This is what happens throughout the years of podcasting. 588 00:28:22,299 --> 00:28:24,059 I get like saved up all the time. 589 00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:25,419 Like one turn here and there. 590 00:28:25,419 --> 00:28:28,099 And then every once in a while, I'll be like, 591 00:28:28,099 --> 00:28:31,139 I create seven things and then I have all their. 592 00:28:33,339 --> 00:28:37,179 So the first one is going to slam twice. 593 00:28:38,019 --> 00:28:40,539 Oh, it's a nat 20 plus eight. 594 00:28:40,579 --> 00:28:41,940 We cut back to flaming. 595 00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:43,940 Wait, there's slamming going on out there. 596 00:28:43,940 --> 00:28:46,259 God damn it. I should have gone out with the fight. 597 00:28:46,819 --> 00:28:47,139 Back to you. 598 00:28:47,139 --> 00:28:49,220 She has her tits pressed up against the. 599 00:28:49,220 --> 00:28:50,539 Slam it, baby. 600 00:28:50,579 --> 00:28:53,299 The wall. Give it to that cracking. 601 00:28:54,059 --> 00:28:56,539 Cracking didn't know what hit it. 602 00:28:56,539 --> 00:28:57,500 OK. 603 00:28:59,019 --> 00:29:00,819 OK, it's only a little bit upsetting. 604 00:29:00,819 --> 00:29:03,019 Only a smidge. 605 00:29:03,019 --> 00:29:05,940 Thirty two for the first attack. 606 00:29:07,259 --> 00:29:09,539 Damage for the slam. 607 00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:11,339 And it gets to it again. 608 00:29:11,339 --> 00:29:15,059 Oh, plus nine fire damage. 609 00:29:15,339 --> 00:29:16,940 OK, so 32 plus that's 40. 610 00:29:16,940 --> 00:29:19,779 Oh, sorry. Wait. 611 00:29:19,779 --> 00:29:21,500 Plus another six fire damage. 612 00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:23,299 Who let her cast these? 613 00:29:23,299 --> 00:29:24,860 That's another six forty seven. 614 00:29:24,860 --> 00:29:26,580 OK, and it still has one more. 615 00:29:26,580 --> 00:29:27,620 It has one more slam. 616 00:29:27,620 --> 00:29:30,100 OK, so next time, roll both slams. 617 00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:31,779 That's another nat 20. 618 00:29:31,779 --> 00:29:34,700 Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, baby. 619 00:29:34,980 --> 00:29:38,660 Not only does Amy save up all of her turns through years of playing, 620 00:29:38,660 --> 00:29:40,779 she saves up all of her nat 20s. 621 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,460 All my nat 20. 622 00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:46,900 Wow. So that is a six. 623 00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:49,420 And nine. 624 00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:50,420 Sixty nine. 625 00:29:50,420 --> 00:29:54,580 No, it's 15 plus five. 626 00:29:54,580 --> 00:30:01,580 So that's 20 plus another 10, 30, 32. 627 00:30:03,380 --> 00:30:05,900 Glim, you've been regurgitated during this. 628 00:30:06,779 --> 00:30:08,460 Thirty five. 629 00:30:08,460 --> 00:30:09,940 Three of that was fire damage. 630 00:30:09,940 --> 00:30:11,779 OK, this thing's still alive. 631 00:30:11,779 --> 00:30:13,860 So that's 70 something. 632 00:30:13,860 --> 00:30:16,059 Oh, yeah, it's still alive. 633 00:30:16,099 --> 00:30:18,299 Good, because there are two more 634 00:30:18,899 --> 00:30:21,059 elementals who need to take their turns. 635 00:30:31,059 --> 00:30:32,139 Middle, middle, middle, middle, 636 00:30:32,139 --> 00:30:33,700 middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle. 637 00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:36,419 Middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle. 638 00:30:36,419 --> 00:30:38,139 Little in the middle, but you got much back. 639 00:30:38,139 --> 00:30:40,059 No, that's not right. 640 00:30:40,059 --> 00:30:41,379 It's not right. 641 00:30:42,259 --> 00:30:43,539 That was good. That was a little. 642 00:30:43,539 --> 00:30:45,940 Like, not around. 643 00:30:45,940 --> 00:30:47,899 It's not around everybody, that's- 644 00:30:47,899 --> 00:30:49,539 It was kind of around and then- 645 00:30:49,539 --> 00:30:53,059 My middle lies over the ocean. 646 00:30:53,059 --> 00:30:54,740 Karla, you go, my middle lies- 647 00:30:54,740 --> 00:30:56,299 No, don't waste it. 648 00:30:56,299 --> 00:30:57,500 Next interlude. 649 00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:58,339 Oh, right. 650 00:30:58,339 --> 00:31:00,220 We can't blow through them all. 651 00:31:00,220 --> 00:31:01,539 We have an unlimited- 652 00:31:01,539 --> 00:31:03,539 We're scheduled till 2027. 653 00:31:03,539 --> 00:31:05,659 We can't blow through all of this. 654 00:31:05,659 --> 00:31:06,500 Oh, that reminds me, 655 00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:08,139 I have to do the schedule for next year. 656 00:31:08,139 --> 00:31:09,740 Okay, bye, everybody. 657 00:31:09,740 --> 00:31:10,579 No. 658 00:31:11,619 --> 00:31:12,500 No, we're in the middle. 659 00:31:12,819 --> 00:31:14,779 Hey, thanks for being here with us. 660 00:31:14,779 --> 00:31:16,059 We really appreciate it. 661 00:31:16,059 --> 00:31:18,259 And that's really what we want to say here 662 00:31:19,619 --> 00:31:22,500 is that we love you and you being here 663 00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:23,900 and we don't say it enough. 664 00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:27,220 So this is us saying it in perpetuity 665 00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:28,660 every time you listen to this episode 666 00:31:28,660 --> 00:31:29,859 from now and forever. 667 00:31:29,859 --> 00:31:30,700 I love it. 668 00:31:30,700 --> 00:31:32,539 So just if you could listen to this episode, 669 00:31:32,539 --> 00:31:37,539 maybe like quarterly or however often you want to feel 670 00:31:38,299 --> 00:31:42,460 like it would be nice to be told that we love you. 671 00:31:43,299 --> 00:31:44,140 Yeah, if you ever just need that, pick me up. 672 00:31:44,140 --> 00:31:46,579 Fire up episode, whatever this episode is. 673 00:31:46,579 --> 00:31:47,420 102. 674 00:31:47,420 --> 00:31:48,460 And skip right to the middle. 675 00:31:48,460 --> 00:31:50,220 And while we've got you here. 676 00:31:50,220 --> 00:31:52,620 Oh no, can't do it now. 677 00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:54,860 You set it up as we were just telling, 678 00:31:54,860 --> 00:31:56,500 we were just saying that we love you. 679 00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:57,340 Yeah, we love them. 680 00:31:57,340 --> 00:31:58,819 So we love you and that's it. 681 00:31:58,819 --> 00:32:00,220 We were gonna tell you something else, 682 00:32:00,220 --> 00:32:01,100 but you know what? 683 00:32:01,100 --> 00:32:02,500 Nah. 684 00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:03,420 I mean, if you wanted to go listen 685 00:32:03,420 --> 00:32:05,700 to Halloween episode again, you could. 686 00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:07,539 Both parts, not just our part. 687 00:32:07,539 --> 00:32:09,460 Because spout lore is fucking hilarious 688 00:32:09,460 --> 00:32:10,819 and we love those folks. 689 00:32:10,819 --> 00:32:12,299 Oh, they're delightful. 690 00:32:13,139 --> 00:32:14,740 So after you listen to this every quarter, 691 00:32:14,740 --> 00:32:17,500 just hit up both of those Halloween episodes also. 692 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:18,339 Perfect. 693 00:32:18,339 --> 00:32:19,740 They're gonna be up there always. 694 00:32:19,740 --> 00:32:21,940 The Halloween Bonanza 2021 695 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,059 is really the best Halloween Bonanza 696 00:32:24,059 --> 00:32:26,419 that we've ever done to this point. 697 00:32:26,419 --> 00:32:28,619 I don't know if this is gonna be a regular thing, 698 00:32:28,619 --> 00:32:31,059 but what we are doing at Christmas 699 00:32:31,059 --> 00:32:34,059 is another crossover with some other amazing folks, 700 00:32:34,059 --> 00:32:36,019 Dum Dums and Dragons. 701 00:32:36,019 --> 00:32:38,419 I feel like I put too many S's in that one. 702 00:32:38,419 --> 00:32:41,099 Folks, Stums, Stums and Dragons. 703 00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:42,540 I mean, it works. 704 00:32:42,540 --> 00:32:44,860 So get looking forward to that one. 705 00:32:44,860 --> 00:32:45,700 Somebody else talk. 706 00:32:45,700 --> 00:32:46,540 Yeah, get looking. 707 00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:47,380 No, no, that's- 708 00:32:47,380 --> 00:32:48,220 Just get looking forward to it. 709 00:32:48,220 --> 00:32:49,060 And that's a saying. 710 00:32:49,060 --> 00:32:51,020 Get looking forward to that one. 711 00:32:51,020 --> 00:32:52,780 Middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle. 712 00:32:52,780 --> 00:32:54,060 Middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, 713 00:32:54,060 --> 00:32:55,380 middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle. 714 00:32:55,380 --> 00:32:58,700 So to recap, we're in the middle. 715 00:32:58,700 --> 00:32:59,540 We love you. 716 00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:03,540 It's Halloween Bonanza was a blast 717 00:33:03,540 --> 00:33:06,460 and it's not tied to Halloween. 718 00:33:06,460 --> 00:33:07,940 It's just a Bonanza. 719 00:33:07,940 --> 00:33:10,020 It's just your run-of-the-mill Bonanza. 720 00:33:10,220 --> 00:33:11,700 Your mid-November Bonanza. 721 00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:15,500 It's your American Thanksgiving Bonanza is what it is. 722 00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:16,339 Perfect. 723 00:33:16,339 --> 00:33:17,539 And also the holidays are coming 724 00:33:17,539 --> 00:33:18,980 and we're doing a sweet crossover 725 00:33:18,980 --> 00:33:20,980 with some good folks, Dum Dums and Dragons. 726 00:33:20,980 --> 00:33:22,099 Make sure you go check them out. 727 00:33:22,099 --> 00:33:23,940 But also listen to that coming up. 728 00:33:23,940 --> 00:33:25,539 Look at all these great things we have going on, 729 00:33:25,539 --> 00:33:27,539 including this Kraken battle 730 00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:30,539 that we're in the middle of right now, baby. 731 00:33:30,539 --> 00:33:33,059 It's real crunchy D&D episode 732 00:33:33,059 --> 00:33:34,859 is what we're in the middle of. 733 00:33:35,859 --> 00:33:37,700 Testing out all those new skills. 734 00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:39,139 We love you. 735 00:33:39,140 --> 00:33:40,940 And we love you. 736 00:33:40,940 --> 00:33:42,020 Thanks for being here. 737 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,380 Okay, back to the episode now. 738 00:33:43,380 --> 00:33:44,220 Bye. 739 00:33:44,220 --> 00:33:45,060 Bye. 740 00:33:48,340 --> 00:33:50,660 All right, roll all four attacks. 741 00:33:50,660 --> 00:33:51,500 So yeah. 742 00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:52,540 I'm not gonna do all four attacks. 743 00:33:52,540 --> 00:33:53,780 They have other stuff that's going on. 744 00:33:53,780 --> 00:33:54,620 Okay. 745 00:33:54,620 --> 00:33:55,440 Oh yeah? 746 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:56,280 I'm gonna do it all. 747 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,380 So after this first one hits though, 748 00:33:58,380 --> 00:34:01,180 it regurgitates Glim out 749 00:34:01,180 --> 00:34:02,700 as it takes this massive damage. 750 00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:04,100 So Glim, you come flying out. 751 00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:06,380 It illuminated, the Sun Sword comes out 752 00:34:06,380 --> 00:34:08,180 and you see the face of this thing. 753 00:34:08,179 --> 00:34:12,059 It's torn apart and like bubbling. 754 00:34:12,059 --> 00:34:14,460 Like the flesh is bubbling, which is weird. 755 00:34:14,460 --> 00:34:17,460 And then you look and you see three fire elementals. 756 00:34:17,460 --> 00:34:20,299 And then you look and Thea's cast a magic, 757 00:34:20,299 --> 00:34:22,819 the huge magic, big magic. 758 00:34:22,819 --> 00:34:24,699 Sorry, I did big magic. 759 00:34:25,739 --> 00:34:28,339 And then the next one decides to use Skald. 760 00:34:28,339 --> 00:34:29,379 Okay. 761 00:34:29,379 --> 00:34:31,059 So a fire infused water elemental 762 00:34:31,059 --> 00:34:33,419 sprays a 30 foot cone of superheated water. 763 00:34:33,419 --> 00:34:34,699 I yell, get out of there. 764 00:34:36,339 --> 00:34:37,179 Glim. 765 00:34:38,139 --> 00:34:39,699 Each creature in the area must make 766 00:34:39,699 --> 00:34:42,500 a DC dexterity saving throw. 767 00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:44,419 Well, you said like there were three 768 00:34:44,419 --> 00:34:46,099 that came up around it. 769 00:34:46,099 --> 00:34:46,940 Yeah. 770 00:34:46,940 --> 00:34:49,619 Okay, so I mean, unless one of these elementals 771 00:34:49,619 --> 00:34:51,019 don't give no fucks about Glim, 772 00:34:51,019 --> 00:34:53,500 like it's probably one of the other ones, we'll say. 773 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,019 Okay, yeah, sure. 774 00:34:55,019 --> 00:34:56,500 Plus seven's nine. 775 00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:58,019 Nah, not good enough. 776 00:34:58,019 --> 00:34:59,739 That's 66 fire damage. 777 00:34:59,739 --> 00:35:00,579 Okay. 778 00:35:02,139 --> 00:35:03,219 Here we go. 779 00:35:04,659 --> 00:35:06,500 Finally, Thea's doing stuff. 780 00:35:08,099 --> 00:35:10,980 It'd be hurtful if it wasn't so, so true. 781 00:35:12,539 --> 00:35:17,539 23 fire damage and it's knocked prone. 782 00:35:18,059 --> 00:35:20,219 No, it's not, because it's underwater. 783 00:35:20,219 --> 00:35:22,179 Can't knock something prone that's floating. 784 00:35:22,179 --> 00:35:27,179 Okay, so then the third one is going to do 785 00:35:27,579 --> 00:35:30,460 a slam multi-attack again. 786 00:35:30,460 --> 00:35:31,739 Okay. 787 00:35:31,739 --> 00:35:35,019 And that is for, oh, it's only for a 17. 788 00:35:35,019 --> 00:35:36,739 Hold on, I forgot I can do these. 789 00:35:36,740 --> 00:35:39,260 So between the second and the third one, 790 00:35:39,260 --> 00:35:41,620 it's going to set off a lightning storm 791 00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:43,300 as a legendary action. 792 00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:45,540 This is Russ throwing a DM hissy fit. 793 00:35:45,540 --> 00:35:46,380 That's right. 794 00:35:46,380 --> 00:35:47,220 Watch everybody. 795 00:35:47,220 --> 00:35:48,060 Ouch. 796 00:35:50,340 --> 00:35:52,500 This is Russ actually being a DM. 797 00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:53,540 That's right. 798 00:35:53,540 --> 00:35:54,940 Instead of what we normally do 799 00:35:54,940 --> 00:35:56,780 where he like sugarcoats everything for us. 800 00:35:56,780 --> 00:35:58,100 He only does it for me. 801 00:35:58,100 --> 00:35:59,940 Well, I've been doing it for everybody else. 802 00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:00,780 I mean, to be fair, 803 00:36:00,780 --> 00:36:03,020 you've been eaten several times though. 804 00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:04,620 You are doing the most right now. 805 00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:06,620 You are doing banana's damage. 806 00:36:07,380 --> 00:36:09,500 The Kraken magically creates three bolts of lightning, 807 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:11,339 each of which can strike a target. 808 00:36:11,339 --> 00:36:13,500 The Kraken can see within 120 feet. 809 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:18,500 Target must make a DEC 23 dexterity saving throw. 810 00:36:19,420 --> 00:36:22,099 So it's going to shoot for Thea, for Moot, 811 00:36:22,099 --> 00:36:27,099 and for the elemental that has not gone yet. 812 00:36:27,460 --> 00:36:28,299 Okay. 813 00:36:28,299 --> 00:36:30,420 So I need a dex saving throw. 814 00:36:30,420 --> 00:36:31,739 I've got to beat a 23. 815 00:36:32,699 --> 00:36:33,699 I did not. 816 00:36:34,940 --> 00:36:36,259 I got 12. 817 00:36:36,900 --> 00:36:37,859 Dex saving throw. 818 00:36:37,859 --> 00:36:39,539 Okay, here we go. 819 00:36:39,539 --> 00:36:41,420 Didn't even come close with 14. 820 00:36:41,420 --> 00:36:43,259 Okay, and roll for your elemental. 821 00:36:44,139 --> 00:36:45,059 17. 822 00:36:45,059 --> 00:36:49,179 So the three of you are going to take 26 lightning damage. 823 00:36:50,019 --> 00:36:51,099 Okay. 824 00:36:51,099 --> 00:36:53,380 That sparks through the water, 825 00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:58,380 which is also going to give everybody else around them 826 00:36:59,460 --> 00:37:02,259 13 lightning damage. 827 00:37:02,259 --> 00:37:03,420 That don't get a save 828 00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:05,699 because it's just running through the water. 829 00:37:05,860 --> 00:37:08,620 That's like the one thing it's not resistant to. 830 00:37:08,620 --> 00:37:10,220 All right, your third attacker. 831 00:37:10,220 --> 00:37:13,060 Okay, my third attacker is going to, 832 00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:15,340 just got hurt and is mad. 833 00:37:15,340 --> 00:37:18,380 So they are going to multi-attack again 834 00:37:18,380 --> 00:37:20,460 with two slam attacks. 835 00:37:20,460 --> 00:37:24,180 So the first one is a 23. 836 00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:25,300 Okay. 837 00:37:25,300 --> 00:37:28,780 And the second one is a 20. 838 00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:29,860 Can I just save these to you? 839 00:37:29,860 --> 00:37:31,460 15 plus 17. 840 00:37:31,460 --> 00:37:32,300 32. 841 00:37:32,300 --> 00:37:33,300 Plus 10. 842 00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:34,140 42. 843 00:37:34,140 --> 00:37:35,540 Two ones, plus two. 844 00:37:36,540 --> 00:37:37,380 44. 845 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:38,700 That much damage. 846 00:37:38,700 --> 00:37:39,540 Wow. 847 00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:44,540 He said, wow, you guys, it wasn't sarcastic at all. 848 00:37:44,540 --> 00:37:45,380 No. 849 00:37:45,380 --> 00:37:48,420 No, it sounded kind of sad. 850 00:37:48,420 --> 00:37:51,060 It's almost 200 damage that you did on that turn. 851 00:37:51,980 --> 00:37:56,420 It's still alive, but you did almost 200 damage. 852 00:37:56,420 --> 00:37:58,660 Oh my God. 853 00:37:58,660 --> 00:38:01,060 Well, oh Baham, it's not dead. 854 00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:02,739 Um. 855 00:38:04,739 --> 00:38:05,860 Glim, you want to stab him? 856 00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:07,539 You were inside of him. 857 00:38:07,539 --> 00:38:09,179 I kind of just give her a look. 858 00:38:09,179 --> 00:38:11,500 Like I'm amazed at what she just did. 859 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:15,460 And I get that we're all doing what I told her not to do, 860 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:17,460 but I don't know. 861 00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:19,099 It's going to be words later. 862 00:38:19,099 --> 00:38:21,659 You did it first. 863 00:38:23,099 --> 00:38:25,500 So I'm going to attack with the sun blade. 864 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,019 I'm going to action surge. 865 00:38:27,019 --> 00:38:29,860 So I think then I'll have four attacks, right? 866 00:38:29,860 --> 00:38:32,539 If I have two, then I action surge. 867 00:38:32,539 --> 00:38:33,380 I get a second one. 868 00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:34,220 You betcha. 869 00:38:34,220 --> 00:38:35,820 So do you want me to roll all the attacks first 870 00:38:35,820 --> 00:38:37,220 and then roll all the damage? 871 00:38:37,220 --> 00:38:38,059 Yeah, yeah. 872 00:38:38,059 --> 00:38:38,900 Does that make the most sense? 873 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:39,740 Let's do that. 874 00:38:39,740 --> 00:38:40,579 Yeah. 875 00:38:40,579 --> 00:38:41,820 Okay. 876 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:44,260 So 25. 877 00:38:45,539 --> 00:38:46,380 Okay, yep. 878 00:38:47,420 --> 00:38:48,260 15. 879 00:38:52,860 --> 00:38:53,700 No. 880 00:38:56,660 --> 00:38:57,620 21. 881 00:38:57,620 --> 00:38:58,460 Yep. 882 00:38:59,260 --> 00:39:01,099 And 26. 883 00:39:01,099 --> 00:39:03,019 Yes, so you got three out of four. 884 00:39:03,019 --> 00:39:03,860 Okay. 885 00:39:03,860 --> 00:39:06,579 So I am going to roll. 886 00:39:06,579 --> 00:39:11,579 So 10 plus 27 is 37 damage. 887 00:39:13,820 --> 00:39:14,659 Nice. 888 00:39:14,659 --> 00:39:15,500 All right. 889 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:18,260 This Kraken, like things, 890 00:39:18,260 --> 00:39:19,900 tentacles are beginning to fall off 891 00:39:19,900 --> 00:39:21,980 with all these hacks and fire blasts 892 00:39:21,980 --> 00:39:23,539 and like the skin is decaying 893 00:39:23,539 --> 00:39:27,220 and like there's becoming this cloud of filth 894 00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:28,220 in the water. 895 00:39:28,980 --> 00:39:30,140 It's making it hard to see the monster, 896 00:39:30,140 --> 00:39:32,620 but it's, so it's not looking good, 897 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:34,100 basically is what I'm saying. 898 00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:34,940 And who's left? 899 00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:36,620 Yanvul and Mood? 900 00:39:36,620 --> 00:39:39,260 Yeah, it's going to try and a tentacle attack. 901 00:39:39,260 --> 00:39:41,340 You use 23. 902 00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:42,180 Yep. 903 00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:43,020 Do it. 904 00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:46,260 So another 20 bludgeoning and you are grappled again. 905 00:39:46,260 --> 00:39:48,220 Cheepers, creepers. 906 00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:49,580 Well, what's Tulgear been doing? 907 00:39:49,580 --> 00:39:50,780 Let's see what he does. 908 00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:54,620 Tulgear sees the tentacles go for you 909 00:39:54,620 --> 00:39:55,980 and he takes the opportunity 910 00:39:55,980 --> 00:39:58,260 to continue hacking 911 00:39:58,260 --> 00:40:00,699 and slashing away at this fucking thing. 912 00:40:00,699 --> 00:40:03,420 Two attacks with the old battle ax. 913 00:40:03,420 --> 00:40:07,219 One's a nat 20 and the other is a 27. 914 00:40:07,219 --> 00:40:08,380 So many nat 20s. 915 00:40:08,380 --> 00:40:09,699 Yeah. 916 00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:12,740 Is the green dice, the classics there. 917 00:40:12,740 --> 00:40:13,659 They're working tonight. 918 00:40:13,659 --> 00:40:14,500 I love it. 919 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:15,340 They've been in the reserve. 920 00:40:15,340 --> 00:40:16,179 They've been, you know, 921 00:40:16,179 --> 00:40:17,019 holding back that energy. 922 00:40:17,019 --> 00:40:17,860 Resting up. 923 00:40:17,860 --> 00:40:18,699 Yeah. 924 00:40:18,699 --> 00:40:20,099 Just for when they were needed, 925 00:40:20,099 --> 00:40:21,179 when they were called upon, 926 00:40:21,179 --> 00:40:23,380 they were here to rise to the action. 927 00:40:23,380 --> 00:40:24,659 I'm going to grab one more D8 928 00:40:24,659 --> 00:40:26,259 because that will just make my life easier 929 00:40:26,259 --> 00:40:28,420 with rolling all this stuff. 930 00:40:28,420 --> 00:40:29,259 All right. 931 00:40:29,259 --> 00:40:34,259 So the nat 21 will be eight and eight 16 on that one. 932 00:40:35,539 --> 00:40:38,299 And then 15 on the second. 933 00:40:38,299 --> 00:40:40,739 So 31 damage just on the nat 20. 934 00:40:42,420 --> 00:40:46,940 And then 12 damage on the second one. 935 00:40:46,940 --> 00:40:50,659 Math is hard with big monsters. 936 00:40:50,659 --> 00:40:53,899 After Tulgear does all his hacking and slashing, 937 00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:57,820 he like hits his hand against the ship 938 00:40:57,820 --> 00:41:00,139 to indicate it's the ship's time to shine. 939 00:41:00,139 --> 00:41:02,260 We cut to the cockpit. 940 00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:03,660 Flamingons has pressed herself 941 00:41:03,660 --> 00:41:05,380 so hard up against the wall. 942 00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:06,900 Oh God. 943 00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:10,059 Oh, it's me. 944 00:41:10,059 --> 00:41:10,900 Oh, it's me. 945 00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:11,740 Okay. Oh, shit. 946 00:41:11,740 --> 00:41:12,579 Okay. 947 00:41:12,579 --> 00:41:13,500 Pedal to the metal everybody. 948 00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:14,340 Hold on. 949 00:41:15,980 --> 00:41:18,300 She's taking it like when you hit the top of a taxi, 950 00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:19,380 like go. 951 00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:23,460 She slams it and it begins to take off there. 952 00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:25,980 Still within range for you all to catch up to it 953 00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:27,179 and grab those. 954 00:41:27,179 --> 00:41:29,579 But she is out of reach of the Kraken 955 00:41:29,579 --> 00:41:31,820 for the ship at the moment. 956 00:41:31,820 --> 00:41:33,860 I'm gonna put the Kraken next. 957 00:41:35,179 --> 00:41:36,740 It's just, it's just what's gonna happen. 958 00:41:36,740 --> 00:41:38,460 Corey murder it. 959 00:41:38,460 --> 00:41:39,300 That's right. 960 00:41:39,300 --> 00:41:42,500 Lim, he's gonna not try to eat you this time. 961 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:47,500 It's going to fling you 60 feet in a random direction. 962 00:41:48,019 --> 00:41:49,059 Oh, cause I'm just grappled. 963 00:41:49,059 --> 00:41:50,699 I'm not swallowed. 964 00:41:50,699 --> 00:41:52,059 I was thinking I was swallowed. 965 00:41:52,099 --> 00:41:54,579 He barfs you 60 feet in a random direction. 966 00:41:54,579 --> 00:41:56,219 It's a very powerful barf. 967 00:41:56,219 --> 00:41:58,460 So he, sorry, he throws me 60 feet. 968 00:41:58,460 --> 00:42:00,579 He's gonna whip you 60 feet. 969 00:42:00,579 --> 00:42:01,940 I'm gonna roll a D4 for me. 970 00:42:01,940 --> 00:42:04,219 North, South, East, West is what it's gonna be. 971 00:42:04,219 --> 00:42:05,380 One, two, three, four. 972 00:42:05,380 --> 00:42:06,340 Okay, here we go. 973 00:42:07,619 --> 00:42:09,259 North, South, East, West. 974 00:42:09,259 --> 00:42:11,420 It's gonna throw you directly to the West, 975 00:42:11,420 --> 00:42:16,420 which is away from the ship and your friends 60 feet. 976 00:42:17,420 --> 00:42:20,860 So you'd have to dash in order to get back 977 00:42:20,860 --> 00:42:22,380 to your next turn. 978 00:42:22,380 --> 00:42:26,140 And then it's going to tentacle attack. 979 00:42:26,140 --> 00:42:28,099 Nah, it's gonna lightning storm again. 980 00:42:28,099 --> 00:42:30,500 Yeah, that seemed to work the last time. 981 00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:32,059 It's gonna lightning storm again. 982 00:42:32,059 --> 00:42:35,140 It's gonna attack two of the elementals 983 00:42:35,140 --> 00:42:37,900 and one towards Thea. 984 00:42:37,900 --> 00:42:40,780 I love the image of a kraken just yeeting glimily. 985 00:42:43,579 --> 00:42:44,900 What do we have to do again? 986 00:42:44,900 --> 00:42:45,860 You gotta make a deck save. 987 00:42:45,860 --> 00:42:49,340 Gotta beat a 23 for, you gotta roll three times. 988 00:42:49,340 --> 00:42:50,420 So once for Thea. 989 00:42:51,059 --> 00:42:53,500 Once for Thea, that's a 20. 990 00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:54,340 Nope. 991 00:42:57,140 --> 00:42:58,860 Elemental, that's a 20. 992 00:42:58,860 --> 00:42:59,700 Nope. 993 00:43:00,780 --> 00:43:02,059 And that's a three. 994 00:43:03,260 --> 00:43:05,900 Okay, so everybody's gonna take, 995 00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:08,940 the three of you are gonna take 22 lightning damage. 996 00:43:08,940 --> 00:43:10,980 Everybody except Glim are going to take 997 00:43:10,980 --> 00:43:13,860 another 11 lightning damage. 998 00:43:13,860 --> 00:43:16,780 Let's go Yenbul, your turn. 999 00:43:19,539 --> 00:43:20,380 Okay. 1000 00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:24,099 Seems like lightning's really happening 1001 00:43:24,099 --> 00:43:25,260 and cool down here. 1002 00:43:25,260 --> 00:43:28,180 So I am also going. 1003 00:43:28,180 --> 00:43:29,900 Everybody's taking damage. 1004 00:43:31,820 --> 00:43:33,460 Yes. Putting that out there. 1005 00:43:33,460 --> 00:43:34,620 It's happening. 1006 00:43:34,620 --> 00:43:36,059 Right. 1007 00:43:36,059 --> 00:43:37,500 But everybody's taking. 1008 00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:42,500 Can I cast control water? 1009 00:43:42,940 --> 00:43:44,740 There's a lot of water around you. 1010 00:43:44,740 --> 00:43:45,579 There sure is. 1011 00:43:45,579 --> 00:43:48,700 And what I'd like to do is part the water. 1012 00:43:48,700 --> 00:43:50,260 All right, Moses. I'd like to cause the water 1013 00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:54,140 in the area to move apart and create a trench 1014 00:43:54,140 --> 00:43:56,900 so that the Kraken is no longer in water. 1015 00:43:56,900 --> 00:44:00,460 It is now in a trench of air where it can, 1016 00:44:00,460 --> 00:44:01,860 I don't know, you tell me. 1017 00:44:01,860 --> 00:44:03,660 Probably not do its normal stuff. 1018 00:44:04,820 --> 00:44:08,100 Let me see what the, it can breathe air and water. 1019 00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:11,060 Freedom of movement ignores difficult terrain. 1020 00:44:11,060 --> 00:44:12,860 Imaginal effects can't reduce its speed 1021 00:44:12,860 --> 00:44:14,300 or cause it to be restrained. 1022 00:44:14,300 --> 00:44:16,980 Jesus, the one thing you'd think you could do 1023 00:44:16,980 --> 00:44:19,620 to a giant squid would be to take it out of water. 1024 00:44:20,019 --> 00:44:21,900 I'm gonna do this cool shit. 1025 00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:23,539 Oh, it doesn't affect it at all. 1026 00:44:23,539 --> 00:44:25,460 It can spend five feet of movement 1027 00:44:25,460 --> 00:44:27,980 to escape from non-magical strains or be grappled. 1028 00:44:27,980 --> 00:44:29,659 So it doesn't slow it down. 1029 00:44:29,659 --> 00:44:33,460 It would like drop to the floor, 1030 00:44:33,460 --> 00:44:35,179 which we said were pretty close to the bottom. 1031 00:44:35,179 --> 00:44:37,460 So depending on how deep your trench goes, 1032 00:44:37,460 --> 00:44:39,619 like it would, gravity would take over. 1033 00:44:39,619 --> 00:44:40,819 How much water can you move? 1034 00:44:40,819 --> 00:44:42,219 Yeah. 1035 00:44:42,219 --> 00:44:46,859 I can move a hundred foot cube. 1036 00:44:48,179 --> 00:44:49,019 Right. 1037 00:44:50,380 --> 00:44:52,940 So, I mean, you would be able to drop it 1038 00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:55,059 a hundred feet away from you. 1039 00:44:55,059 --> 00:44:55,900 Right. 1040 00:44:58,699 --> 00:44:59,940 You know, for flavor's sake, 1041 00:44:59,940 --> 00:45:01,139 we could say that a hundred feet 1042 00:45:01,139 --> 00:45:03,420 is the bottom of the ocean. 1043 00:45:03,420 --> 00:45:05,819 Sure, so he drops to the bottom of the ocean 1044 00:45:05,819 --> 00:45:07,339 and I guess nothing else happens, 1045 00:45:07,339 --> 00:45:08,420 but it looks pretty cool. 1046 00:45:08,420 --> 00:45:09,900 Well, no, because a hundred feet 1047 00:45:09,900 --> 00:45:11,699 is gonna take fall damage. 1048 00:45:11,699 --> 00:45:13,219 Oh, there we go. 1049 00:45:13,219 --> 00:45:15,900 Cause it's hitting something at least on the bottom. 1050 00:45:15,900 --> 00:45:19,299 Every 1D6 for every 10 feet it fell. 1051 00:45:19,340 --> 00:45:21,780 So that's 10D6. 1052 00:45:21,780 --> 00:45:22,620 Nice. 1053 00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:24,539 Do you wanna roll that? 1054 00:45:24,539 --> 00:45:25,620 Sure I do. 1055 00:45:25,620 --> 00:45:28,300 35 fall damage. 1056 00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:29,980 Heck yeah. Yeah. 1057 00:45:29,980 --> 00:45:31,500 Okay. 1058 00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:36,380 Describe to me what it looks like. 1059 00:45:36,380 --> 00:45:37,620 The sickening noise. 1060 00:45:37,620 --> 00:45:38,740 The sickening noise. 1061 00:45:38,740 --> 00:45:40,940 With his crack and dies. 1062 00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:45,140 As it hits the bottom of the ocean floor. 1063 00:45:45,140 --> 00:45:48,820 Let's say it starts free falling 1064 00:45:48,820 --> 00:45:50,820 through what is now air. 1065 00:45:50,820 --> 00:45:52,180 And it looks disgusting 1066 00:45:52,180 --> 00:45:56,340 cause it's all like soft and weird and loose. 1067 00:45:56,340 --> 00:45:58,300 It's like lost its form sort of. 1068 00:45:58,300 --> 00:45:59,140 Yeah. 1069 00:45:59,140 --> 00:46:00,100 And then it falls. 1070 00:46:00,100 --> 00:46:03,380 And unfortunately there is a pirate ship 1071 00:46:03,380 --> 00:46:04,860 on the bottom of the ocean 1072 00:46:04,860 --> 00:46:07,340 and it steps right through the mast. 1073 00:46:07,340 --> 00:46:09,820 It falls right down onto it. 1074 00:46:09,820 --> 00:46:10,660 It's a real, 1075 00:46:10,660 --> 00:46:11,500 That is the best. 1076 00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:13,220 This is a real little mermaid situation. 1077 00:46:13,220 --> 00:46:15,380 I like it. 1078 00:46:15,380 --> 00:46:16,220 That's awesome. 1079 00:46:16,220 --> 00:46:17,940 That happens. 1080 00:46:17,940 --> 00:46:19,260 It explodes up. 1081 00:46:19,260 --> 00:46:22,980 And then I presume you drop the spell 1082 00:46:22,980 --> 00:46:24,980 as it gets clearer that you die 1083 00:46:24,980 --> 00:46:27,820 and like this water cascades down on top of it. 1084 00:46:27,820 --> 00:46:29,420 You all kind of survey the scene 1085 00:46:29,420 --> 00:46:30,420 and look to each other. 1086 00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:32,539 And then notice that the tethers 1087 00:46:32,539 --> 00:46:35,820 are just moving just within reach. 1088 00:46:35,820 --> 00:46:38,380 And you grab them and zip off behind 1089 00:46:38,380 --> 00:46:41,940 climbing back up into the vessel. 1090 00:46:42,820 --> 00:46:46,340 You get back inside and some time passes. 1091 00:46:46,340 --> 00:46:48,180 How does Sully's story end first of all? 1092 00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:50,539 And we were really surprised to get 1093 00:46:50,539 --> 00:46:55,100 that baby shower invitation in the mail. 1094 00:46:55,100 --> 00:46:57,620 We thought she was way past the time when she could, 1095 00:46:57,620 --> 00:46:58,460 but you know what? 1096 00:46:58,460 --> 00:46:59,300 Love is love. 1097 00:46:59,300 --> 00:47:03,500 And hopefully, you know, 1098 00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:05,140 they live happily ever after. 1099 00:47:05,140 --> 00:47:08,300 Cause I mean, we haven't seen them in a while. 1100 00:47:08,300 --> 00:47:11,740 It's, wow, that kid would be like eight years old now. 1101 00:47:12,780 --> 00:47:14,019 Damn. 1102 00:47:14,019 --> 00:47:15,820 Time flies, am I right? 1103 00:47:15,820 --> 00:47:19,620 Couple hours have passed and you're all recovering, 1104 00:47:19,620 --> 00:47:22,420 sitting kind of mending your wounds. 1105 00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:24,780 Are we? 1106 00:47:24,780 --> 00:47:27,260 Not completely, not yet. 1107 00:47:27,260 --> 00:47:32,260 And the vessel's going and there's like a disruption. 1108 00:47:32,900 --> 00:47:34,860 Like you feel it like, 1109 00:47:34,860 --> 00:47:38,260 like almost like it goes over a heavy speed bump. 1110 00:47:38,260 --> 00:47:39,500 Everybody else feel that? 1111 00:47:40,620 --> 00:47:42,980 Yeah, it's a little bumpy. 1112 00:47:44,539 --> 00:47:45,380 I don't know. 1113 00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:47,700 New territory for me. 1114 00:47:47,700 --> 00:47:50,660 It's feeling, it feels different though. 1115 00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:56,700 There's a wash of energy that fills through the vessel. 1116 00:47:59,099 --> 00:48:00,780 And what you don't see, 1117 00:48:00,780 --> 00:48:04,180 but the camera kind of zooms out of the ship 1118 00:48:04,180 --> 00:48:07,019 and up above the ocean is you've passed 1119 00:48:07,019 --> 00:48:08,500 through this barrier. 1120 00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:12,539 And on the other side of this barrier is 1121 00:48:12,579 --> 00:48:17,579 bright sunlight, a green forested island 1122 00:48:18,699 --> 00:48:23,699 and clean, clear, breathable air 1123 00:48:27,219 --> 00:48:30,619 as we look over the island of Maztica. 1124 00:48:43,539 --> 00:48:46,779 It's the end of the week and it's in a quiet space. 1125 00:48:46,779 --> 00:48:48,940 There's a little low murmured conversation 1126 00:48:48,940 --> 00:48:50,659 of Flint and his family, 1127 00:48:50,659 --> 00:48:53,739 but Flint isn't really taking part in it. 1128 00:48:53,739 --> 00:48:58,739 There's a well put together spread for a buffet 1129 00:48:59,539 --> 00:49:04,139 and Flint is seated there deep in thought, 1130 00:49:04,139 --> 00:49:08,820 looking through the crowd, through his family, 1131 00:49:08,820 --> 00:49:10,579 through the conversation, 1132 00:49:10,579 --> 00:49:15,019 just kind of mindlessly picking at the food on his plate. 1133 00:49:15,019 --> 00:49:20,019 And your concentration or lack thereof is broken 1134 00:49:20,139 --> 00:49:22,019 when hell just speaks up and says, 1135 00:49:22,019 --> 00:49:25,659 ah, you feeling all right there, Flint? 1136 00:49:27,340 --> 00:49:29,539 Yeah, it's just, I don't know, 1137 00:49:29,539 --> 00:49:34,019 had this guy in the jail, this Dragonborn the other day, 1138 00:49:34,019 --> 00:49:37,579 and he was talking like just absolute nonsense 1139 00:49:37,579 --> 00:49:42,579 about rivers and chult and somebody named Scyther. 1140 00:49:46,420 --> 00:49:48,500 I don't know, he'd been in jail for like a day and a half, 1141 00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:52,259 but he had this whole other story going on in his head. 1142 00:49:52,259 --> 00:49:54,099 Was he one of the drunk tank ones? 1143 00:49:54,099 --> 00:49:57,099 Like could he have just dreamed it up? 1144 00:49:57,099 --> 00:49:58,980 I mean, maybe, I don't know. 1145 00:49:58,980 --> 00:50:02,579 I asked him if he was one of those dream walkers 1146 00:50:02,579 --> 00:50:05,819 that you've heard about, but he didn't really answer me. 1147 00:50:05,860 --> 00:50:07,580 And then, of course, I had to let him go. 1148 00:50:07,580 --> 00:50:09,300 He paid his fine, so. 1149 00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:10,140 Right. 1150 00:50:10,140 --> 00:50:10,980 But yeah, I don't know. 1151 00:50:10,980 --> 00:50:13,059 It's just, he's just been stuck in my head 1152 00:50:13,059 --> 00:50:14,660 ever since then. 1153 00:50:14,660 --> 00:50:15,820 Did he look familiar? 1154 00:50:15,820 --> 00:50:20,340 Like maybe you knew him from some military days or? 1155 00:50:20,340 --> 00:50:23,380 I don't think so, but something in the back of my mind 1156 00:50:23,380 --> 00:50:25,019 says that he did look familiar, 1157 00:50:25,019 --> 00:50:26,940 but I can't place where he's from. 1158 00:50:28,019 --> 00:50:29,980 Maybe you'll see him around and you can ask him. 1159 00:50:29,980 --> 00:50:31,539 You know what, maybe I will. 1160 00:50:31,539 --> 00:50:33,580 I don't think he's gonna stick around town, though. 1161 00:50:33,579 --> 00:50:36,059 I don't think he had a great time here. 1162 00:50:36,059 --> 00:50:37,099 Yeah, no, that's fair. 1163 00:50:37,099 --> 00:50:39,019 Or maybe he had too great of a time 1164 00:50:39,019 --> 00:50:42,139 and then doesn't want to revisit that. 1165 00:50:42,139 --> 00:50:44,579 Yeah, that's something. 1166 00:50:44,579 --> 00:50:48,860 Hey, everything else going okay? 1167 00:50:48,860 --> 00:50:50,259 Worked good? 1168 00:50:50,259 --> 00:50:53,819 Yeah, I mean, no major complaints there. 1169 00:50:53,819 --> 00:50:55,759 Glory Gems, good right-hand man. 1170 00:50:56,659 --> 00:51:00,139 Really made some positive changes with the city guard. 1171 00:51:00,139 --> 00:51:02,460 I'm feeling pretty good about where we're at. 1172 00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:03,740 Hear your father's voice. 1173 00:51:03,740 --> 00:51:07,659 Say, past the potatoes there. 1174 00:51:07,659 --> 00:51:11,179 Reaches his hand over and as you look over his hand, 1175 00:51:12,220 --> 00:51:15,780 it gives you a start because his hand is decayed. 1176 00:51:17,940 --> 00:51:21,059 And as you kind of pull back, it snaps back 1177 00:51:21,059 --> 00:51:23,340 and he's there and he looks startled. 1178 00:51:23,340 --> 00:51:26,079 Like, is everything okay? 1179 00:51:26,980 --> 00:51:29,300 Yeah, sorry, just, I don't know. 1180 00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:31,440 I had a little, 1181 00:51:32,659 --> 00:51:35,860 a little trick on the old eyes there. 1182 00:51:35,860 --> 00:51:38,099 Here's the potatoes, sorry, there you go. 1183 00:51:38,099 --> 00:51:39,940 Oh, yeah, no, it's okay. 1184 00:51:39,940 --> 00:51:42,539 I guess I just didn't sleep well last night or something. 1185 00:51:42,539 --> 00:51:43,900 Yeah, that's just what I was gonna say. 1186 00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:45,539 Get some more sleep. 1187 00:51:45,539 --> 00:51:47,539 Don't worry about coming in tomorrow. 1188 00:51:47,539 --> 00:51:48,740 We got your shift covered for you. 1189 00:51:48,740 --> 00:51:50,340 Well, I mean, you know I love it, 1190 00:51:50,340 --> 00:51:52,139 but yeah, I might need the day off, 1191 00:51:52,139 --> 00:51:52,980 but we'll see. 1192 00:51:52,980 --> 00:51:56,579 If I have a good night, I'll head in 1193 00:51:56,579 --> 00:52:00,420 and if not, well then, yeah, maybe I'll sit that one out. 1194 00:52:03,460 --> 00:52:06,260 Do you have another there, champ? 1195 00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:09,900 Sorry, yeah, yeah, one more. 1196 00:52:09,900 --> 00:52:11,579 One more might be good. 1197 00:52:11,579 --> 00:52:13,980 Same as last time or do you want to mix it up? 1198 00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:16,740 Surprise me. 1199 00:52:16,740 --> 00:52:19,220 Okay, I love a challenge. 1200 00:52:19,220 --> 00:52:21,780 The bartender kind of turns around 1201 00:52:21,780 --> 00:52:25,340 and surveys the bottles to choose from 1202 00:52:25,340 --> 00:52:28,300 and grabs one on the right hand side 1203 00:52:28,300 --> 00:52:33,300 and it's kind of this orangey, earthy tone kind of bottle 1204 00:52:34,060 --> 00:52:38,900 and he pours two fingers into a glass for ya. 1205 00:52:38,900 --> 00:52:40,500 Says, give that one a try. 1206 00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:41,700 You might like it. 1207 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:43,140 Port picks it up and holds it up 1208 00:52:43,140 --> 00:52:46,019 to the soft candlelight in this tavern 1209 00:52:46,019 --> 00:52:50,980 and says, all right, downs it. 1210 00:52:50,980 --> 00:52:55,100 And it's a real harsh fiery liquid. 1211 00:52:55,100 --> 00:52:57,060 It hits the back of his throat 1212 00:52:57,099 --> 00:52:59,980 and he kind of winces a little bit and closes his eyes 1213 00:53:00,980 --> 00:53:04,179 and as he opens them, he sees the mirror 1214 00:53:04,179 --> 00:53:08,500 in behind the bartender, like the glass back there 1215 00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:11,420 and looking back at him, just for a split second, 1216 00:53:12,820 --> 00:53:15,019 is that dwarf from the jail? 1217 00:53:15,019 --> 00:53:17,900 He, almost like spit takes, 1218 00:53:17,900 --> 00:53:19,619 but instead of spit coming out, 1219 00:53:19,619 --> 00:53:22,900 like this electricity shoots from his nostrils 1220 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:26,340 and hits the tabletop which starts just a little fire 1221 00:53:26,340 --> 00:53:28,980 that he quickly pats out and says, sorry, sorry, sorry. 1222 00:53:28,980 --> 00:53:31,180 What's up there, dragon man? 1223 00:53:31,180 --> 00:53:33,260 Bad reaction to the booze? 1224 00:53:34,180 --> 00:53:37,700 Yeah, no, sometimes electricity and liquids 1225 00:53:37,700 --> 00:53:39,300 don't go well together. 1226 00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:41,860 Hey, is everything okay? 1227 00:53:41,860 --> 00:53:46,860 I think I've been an upstanding citizen today. 1228 00:53:47,220 --> 00:53:48,980 I mean, you've been all right since you've been here. 1229 00:53:48,980 --> 00:53:52,460 Yeah, what brings you to this end of town? 1230 00:53:52,460 --> 00:53:53,620 Just been thinking. 1231 00:53:54,619 --> 00:53:56,019 Mostly about you. 1232 00:53:56,019 --> 00:53:58,299 I'm flattered, I'm flattered, friend. 1233 00:53:58,299 --> 00:54:03,299 Yeah, no, I, something about our meeting stood out. 1234 00:54:04,739 --> 00:54:06,739 I can't get it out of my head. 1235 00:54:06,739 --> 00:54:08,420 Where do I know you from? 1236 00:54:08,420 --> 00:54:09,940 I know you from somewhere. 1237 00:54:11,699 --> 00:54:13,980 You've been around, you've been around Chult? 1238 00:54:13,980 --> 00:54:15,659 No, it wasn't Chult. 1239 00:54:15,659 --> 00:54:17,019 No, no. 1240 00:54:17,019 --> 00:54:22,019 You done any time, done any time, 1241 00:54:22,019 --> 00:54:24,500 any time you left the mountain? 1242 00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:27,059 Yeah, I used to be a soldier, but I don't know, 1243 00:54:27,059 --> 00:54:31,619 I just, I remember most dragonborn I've ever met 1244 00:54:31,619 --> 00:54:33,099 few and far between for a dwarf, 1245 00:54:33,099 --> 00:54:36,420 but I just, you're on the tip of my tongue, 1246 00:54:36,420 --> 00:54:38,219 I just can't place you. 1247 00:54:38,219 --> 00:54:40,219 Ever been to the library of the dead? 1248 00:54:41,420 --> 00:54:42,820 Holy shit. 1249 00:54:43,820 --> 00:54:44,659 What? 1250 00:54:44,659 --> 00:54:45,480 It's you. 1251 00:54:47,259 --> 00:54:49,699 Yeah, in the flesh. 1252 00:54:49,699 --> 00:54:51,179 What the fuck is happening? 1253 00:54:53,019 --> 00:54:56,699 I don't know, Flint, how do we get out of here? 1254 00:54:58,019 --> 00:55:00,059 First off, where are we? 1255 00:55:00,059 --> 00:55:04,300 Is this, this, I mean, this isn't right. 1256 00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:07,340 It's a perfect world, isn't it? 1257 00:55:07,340 --> 00:55:09,219 Yeah, it's a little too good. 1258 00:55:09,219 --> 00:55:13,820 Yeah, well, for some, mine's been a hellscape 1259 00:55:13,820 --> 00:55:16,739 of constant running, trying to find a way out, 1260 00:55:16,739 --> 00:55:18,940 and now I'm back to you. 1261 00:55:18,940 --> 00:55:21,099 You made that choice, though. 1262 00:55:21,099 --> 00:55:21,940 Yeah. 1263 00:55:23,579 --> 00:55:27,339 Didn't make a choice to be soulbound. 1264 00:55:27,339 --> 00:55:30,099 Okay, okay, yeah, you didn't make that choice, 1265 00:55:30,099 --> 00:55:31,779 but you made the choice to run. 1266 00:55:32,819 --> 00:55:35,259 Yeah, yeah, I did. 1267 00:55:35,259 --> 00:55:38,619 I mean, could it, I really could have used your help 1268 00:55:38,619 --> 00:55:42,460 at the Well of the Dragons, and I get why you didn't, 1269 00:55:42,460 --> 00:55:44,819 but like, things could have turned out 1270 00:55:44,819 --> 00:55:46,460 a whole lot differently. 1271 00:55:46,460 --> 00:55:48,460 I tried to make it so that you 1272 00:55:48,460 --> 00:55:50,500 could just be you, Flint. 1273 00:55:51,900 --> 00:55:55,500 But it doesn't look like the universe, 1274 00:55:55,500 --> 00:56:00,019 or the gods, or whoever wants that to happen. 1275 00:56:01,380 --> 00:56:03,539 Yeah, it's been a bit of an uphill battle. 1276 00:56:05,980 --> 00:56:07,019 So what's next? 1277 00:56:15,179 --> 00:56:19,099 Dumbgeons and Dragons, season two, episode 102, 1278 00:56:19,139 --> 00:56:22,739 starring Amy More as Thea Amastasia and Sullivan Sleight, 1279 00:56:22,739 --> 00:56:25,299 Carla Maxted as Yimbel Nury and Glim, 1280 00:56:25,299 --> 00:56:27,259 Tom Laird as Tulkier Heavyfoot, 1281 00:56:27,259 --> 00:56:29,059 Flint Firebeard and Moot, 1282 00:56:29,059 --> 00:56:31,420 and Russ More as your dungeon master. 1283 00:56:31,420 --> 00:56:34,099 Editing, production, and sound design by Russ More. 1284 00:56:34,099 --> 00:56:36,539 This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound 1285 00:56:36,539 --> 00:56:38,380 and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, 1286 00:56:38,380 --> 00:56:40,500 Boom Library, and Sound Ideas. 1287 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,819 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, 1288 00:56:42,819 --> 00:56:44,699 Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, 1289 00:56:44,699 --> 00:56:47,259 Cat Waterflame, Daryleth, Jacob Madden, 1290 00:56:47,260 --> 00:56:48,940 Devin Michaels, Christian Brown, 1291 00:56:48,940 --> 00:56:53,100 Aaron Stevens, Lulahan, Charlie Warley, and Craig Zeiss. 1292 00:56:53,100 --> 00:56:54,620 To support Dumbgeons and Dragons 1293 00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:55,900 and our many other productions 1294 00:56:55,900 --> 00:56:58,060 and get access to an exclusive podcast 1295 00:56:58,060 --> 00:57:00,220 called The Adventures Of, bonus episodes, 1296 00:57:00,220 --> 00:57:02,380 and much more, please join our Patreon 1297 00:57:02,380 --> 00:57:05,260 at Patreon.com slash dumbdragoncast. 1298 00:57:05,260 --> 00:57:07,580 You can also follow us at facebook.com 1299 00:57:07,580 --> 00:57:09,180 slash dumbdragonpodcast, 1300 00:57:09,180 --> 00:57:12,260 and on Instagram and Twitter at dumbdragoncast. 1301 00:57:12,260 --> 00:57:13,500 Thank you for listening. 1302 00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:14,540 Have a great week. 1303 00:57:14,540 --> 00:57:16,100 We'll talk again soon. 1304 00:57:16,099 --> 00:57:18,699 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.